casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

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humbleduck:

febrezing:

tries 2 be cute

U succeeded

I thought that this was Cameron Dallas at first.

humbleduck:

febrezing:

tries 2 be cute

U succeeded

I thought that this was Cameron Dallas at first.



Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

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lovelysodapop:

I don’t mean to sound disrespectful but how come people care more about this one American journalist that died, more than the 191 000 Syrians that did? I’m actually offended? Like “no just God would stand for what happened yesterday” like Obama, have you seen what has been happened for the past three years or do you not care?


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The kids have it all figured out.

timelordparadise:

elizabeth-shadows-forever:

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i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow

That last one is priceless

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1989 photoshoot.

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unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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TO THOSE WHO ARE STARTING SCHOOL TOMORROW OR HAVE ALREADY STARTED SCHOOL

callipop:

princessspendragon:

potterjacksontribute:

GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR, YOU ARE IMPORTANT, AND I KNOW YOU WILL DO GREAT. I LOVE YOU

AND EVEN IF YOU DON’T DO GREAT I STILL LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE STILL GREAT

ALSO PLEASE DO YOUR HOMEWORK IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A CHORE BUT TRUST ME, IT’S WORTH IT

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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